Monday, July 4, 2011

The Legend Continues

Chapter 4: The House of the Minis

Date: Back in Early 2008
Location: House of the Minis Gateway Mall Cubao
Mission: Eat at least two Salisbury Steak Meals
Mission Rank: B
Failure: Accept a punch in the gut right after eating
Result: Victory

Even though we were outnumbered by the dreadful army of the evil Siomais, the four of us (LB, MA, JP and ME) still managed to walk home victorious. On our way back home, we knew we have to celebrate our victorious battle. LB was recommending this house that offers a very good service and great tasting food. Curious as we were, we stopped by and checked out this house called "The House of the Minis". As we entered the place, I looked and observed around the house. "What could be different with this house?", I thought to myself. The house looked pretty normal. Even the tables and chairs looked pretty normal. There was just nothing "mini". I looked into the menu and checked out their prices. The menu on Steaks caught my very eyes.



Suddenly, as we were reading the menu, "What's your order gentlemen?" someone shouted. I looked around. There was nobody around. "I said.. What's your order gentlemen?" someone shouted again for the 2nd time. "Did you guys hear anybody shouted?" I asked. L laughed out hard "Hahaha! It's just Maria.". I looked around again for the second time. There wasn't anybody around. "Who's Maria?" I whispered. "She's the little girl in front of you!" L whispered back. "WHOA!" I shouted with surprise. There was a little girl standing at the top of the table. She was SO SMALL I didn't notice her. She was as big as a doll. She looked like a porcelain doll dressed up in a japanese school girl uniform. She really got this beautiful eyes and it was freakin hard to take my eyes away from her. She shouted once more "What's your order gentlemen?". She stared into my eyes for seconds. And I stared back. I started to sweat pretty badly. My heart started beating up rapidly. I got damn speechless. "Is there something stucked on your throat?" the doll asked. There was a huge and long silence for seconds. "Two Salisbury Steaks please.." I suddenly replied. "Two Salisbury Steaks for each of us too." M said. "Aye aye gentlemen! Please wait for 10 minutes.". It was Maria's lovely voice taking our orders.

Ten minutes have passed. The Salisbury Steaks were served. They were served in a sizzling plate covered up with gravy sauce. I looked into the plate. It looked pretty much like a normal meal on a plate except for the inch thick salisbury steak. A cup of rice with a fried egg on top, an inch thick steak on the side covered in gravy sauce with some beans and carrots on the other side. The steak was grilled perfectly medium well. It was not only grilled very well, it was also very tender and flavourlicious. After taking the meal, I never forgot to come back for some more steak action.


Chapter 5: The Burger King's Invitation

Date: Back in Early 2008
Location: Glorietta Makati
Mission: Eat Three Whoppers with fries and drinks
Mission Rank: A
Failure: Accept a punch in the gut right after eating
Result: Victory



 
A few months after our visit in the House of the Minis, we received a royal invitation from none other than his royalty, the Burger King. He was inviting us to his palace for yet another mission. We are to save the palace's VIBs (Very Important Burgers) from a very rare and dreadful disease. After years of searching, the palace found no cure for their disease. The only clue they got was.. a wiseman once told them "The only cure for the disease is.. Love". And.. It was now up to us, the four great food lovers to cure them. We are their last hope.

 We were then sent to four different chambers. As I walked into the chamber, I heard somebody crying. I saw a Whopper crying. She was a very beautiful whopper. I was just stunned by her beauty. No man could resist that amount of beauty. I suddenly walked close to her. She looked at me as if she wanted me to.. My heart started beating up so fast. My body temperature was gettin higher. It felt like I was under some spell. I manhandled her to the side out of instinct. I looked at her one more time then I slowly undressed her. I looked at her body. She was so hot and yummy. She was a four course meal. I couldn't resist the urge. It was just too much for me.. I gently bit her as I slowly went down on her. The feeling was "O"some..


Two of her Whopper sisters suddenly walked into the room . Surprised with what they saw, they approached me furiously and both of them suddenly jumped me with much excitement. It ended up being a foursome. And the rest is what they say.. history.



I am really excited to bring up my next post which will cover a very important information for all you food lovers out there and to all aspiring pig out athletes. I will cover some of what not to dos in a buffet, pig out session or any social gathering. Watch out for my next post. This is gonna be a MUST NOT MISS post.

From Yours Truly,
The Pig Out King

Thursday, June 30, 2011

How the Legend Began

My legendary story started out unexpectedly. It was four years ago when it all began. It started out when there were still four of us. Four cool guys. Four food lovers who enjoy the art of eating. These guys were like my brothers. We've fought hard battles together.


Chapter 1: My Very First Battle

Date: Back in Early 2008
Location: Dimsum N' Dumplings Eastwood City Cybermall
Mission: Eat at least 20 Siomais from Dimsum N' Dumplings. A Siomai All You Can Experience
Mission Rank: B
Failure: Accept a punch in the gut right after eating
Result: Victory

This is where I got my very first title "The Siomai King". After a long and tiring battle against the deadly and evil siomais. My friends were able to survive the cruel experience against the 20 siomais. I was able to eliminate out my very first and memorable record of 25 siomais. After that battle, I was hailed the King of Siomai.


Chapter 2: The Battle After the First

Date: Back in Early 2008
Location: Yellow Cab Eastwood City
Mission: Eat at least two 18 inches New York's Finest Pizza
Mission Rank: C
Failure: Accept a punch in the gut right after eating
Result: Victory

After our very first mission, my brothers and I were sent again to yet another mission. We were asked to dispose out two of the biggest and the finest in New York. We were able to execute the mission successfully and easily. I must say that this was the easiest mission I had. Yet again, still unfogettable.


Chapter 3: The Revenge of the Siomais

Date: Back in Early 2008
Location: Dimsum N' Dumplings Eastwood City Cybermall
Mission: Eliminate as many Siomais as you can from Dimsum N' Dumplings. A Siomai All You Can Experience
Mission Rank: A
Failure: Accept a punch in the gut right after eating
Result: Victory

After our battle in New York, we received a bad omen and a very bad news from the leader of the evil Siomais. The army of evil siomais were yet again to attack to revenge their fallen allies. After hearing the news, I know.. this time, it will not be easy. As the Siomai King, I know I was the one to lead the battle. Due to my lack of experience and young age, I know, this will be the hardest battle I will have to fight for. And the war started. The fight between us, the four great men, and the evil siomais were back and forth. Reinforcements from the other army were coming, the Yang Chow Fried Rice.

It felt like nobody from the two parties wanted to surrender. And because of our mighty weapons (the spoon and  the fork), we were able to wound and eat up a big number of the evil Siomais forces. After the long and grueling battle, at last! Thank God, we succeeded. We're able to send the evil Siomai's forces wounded and back to their home base and we're able to walk home safely. My allies were able to eliminate out more than 20 siomais. A number that I did not expect. As the Siomai King, I know, I must be able to live up to my reputation. I know what I did was a massacre and eating about 50 siomais was extremely cruel but I will never regret what I did before. And, I left the bloody battle with a smile on my face.
     

More posts about my hard fought battles will be coming soon..


From Yours Truly,
The Pig Out King

Living Evidence of Pure Awesomeness

Who am I? I am a very hot and handsome Chinese guy who strongly believes in living a life of pure awesomeness. This means living a life of great and undescribable fulfillment be it physically, mentally or financially. I've been engaged into a lot of hobbies like business, fitness, sports (e.g. boxing, mixed martial arts, etc), dancing (hiphop, salsa), magic (magic tricks, mind reading, etc) and a lot lot more. If there's any activity that I could say that I definitely love the most. That would be.. Pigging out.

I put up this blog thinking that.. It would be very unfair if I couldn't share and blog about my own adventures and misadventures of my own food trips. The unforgettable day when I first ate my TEN quarter of fried chickens (2 1/2 whole chicken) from Max's Restaurant (which I recently beat with my new personal record of 12). The day I almost got sick from eating 80 dimsum pieces (siomai, hakaw, etc) in one sitting on my birthday and the days when I will beat those records in the future. I consider myself as an athlete who strive to beat his own record in the eating field.

Check out this blog where I'm gonna share my own never before heard secrets and tips on how I am able to pigout at least 4-5 full plates all in one sitting. I'm also gonna share the common mistakes most people do when eating, leaving their stomachs suffering from an eat all you can experience. I am also going to teach the right mindsets on how to survive an eat all you can experience to the point that you'll never gonna be guilty with your own pocket that you've tried out EAT ALL YOU CAN EVER AGAIN! I am also going to put up different unique dining experiences of my own and different never before heard and done recipes in this blog.


From Yours Truly,
The Pig Out King