How the Legend Began

My legendary story started out unexpectedly. It was four years ago when it all began. It started out when there were still four of us. Four cool guys. Four food lovers who enjoy the art of eating. These guys were like my brothers. We've fought hard battles together.

Chapter 1: My Very First Battle

Date: Back in Early 2008
Location: Dimsum N' Dumplings Eastwood City Cybermall
Mission: Eat at least 20 Siomais from Dimsum N' Dumplings. A Siomai All You Can Experience
Mission Rank: B
Failure: Accept a punch in the gut right after eating
Result: Victory

This is where I got my very first title "The Siomai King". After a long and tiring battle against the deadly and evil siomais. My friends were able to survive the cruel experience against the 20 siomais. I was able to eliminate out my very first and memorable record of 25 siomais. After that battle, I was hailed the King of Siomai.

Chapter 2: The Battle After the First

Date: Back in Early 2008
Location: Yellow Cab Eastwood City
Mission: Eat at least two 18 inches New York's Finest Pizza
Mission Rank: C
Failure: Accept a punch in the gut right after eating
Result: Victory

After our very first mission, my brothers and I were sent again to yet another mission. We were asked to dispose out two of the biggest and the finest in New York. We were able to execute the mission successfully and easily. I must say that this was the easiest mission I had. Yet again, still unfogettable.

Chapter 3: The Revenge of the Siomais

Date: Back in Early 2008

Location: Dimsum N' Dumplings Eastwood City Cybermall
Mission: Eliminate as many Siomais as you can from Dimsum N' Dumplings. A Siomai All You Can Experience
Mission Rank: A
Failure: Accept a punch in the gut right after eating
Result: Victory

After our battle in New York, we received a bad omen and a very bad news from the leader of the evil Siomais. The army of evil siomais were yet again to attack to revenge their fallen allies. After hearing the news, I know.. this time, it will not be easy. As the Siomai King, I know I was the one to lead the battle. Due to my lack of experience and young age, I know, this will be the hardest battle I will have to fight for. And the war started. The fight between us, the four great men, and the evil siomais were back and forth. Reinforcements from the other army were coming, the Yang Chow Fried Rice.

It felt like nobody from the two parties wanted to surrender. And because of our mighty weapons (the spoon and  the fork), we were able to wound and eat up a big number of the evil Siomais forces. After the long and grueling battle, at last! Thank God, we succeeded. We're able to send the evil Siomai's forces wounded and back to their home base and we're able to walk home safely. My allies were able to eliminate out more than 20 siomais. A number that I did not expect. As the Siomai King, I know, I must be able to live up to my reputation. I know what I did was a massacre and eating about 50 siomais was extremely cruel but I will never regret what I did before. And, I left the bloody battle with a smile on my face.
     

More posts about my hard fought battles will be coming soon..

From Yours Truly,

The Pig Out King

Living Evidence of Pure Awesomeness

Who am I? I am a very hot and handsome Chinese guy who strongly believes in living a life of pure awesomeness. This means living a life of great and undescribable fulfillment be it physically, mentally or financially. I've been engaged into a lot of hobbies like business, fitness, sports (e.g. boxing, mixed martial arts, etc), dancing (hiphop, salsa), magic (magic tricks, mind reading, etc) and a lot lot more. If there's any activity that I could say that I definitely love the most. That would be.. Pigging out.

I put up this blog thinking that.. It would be very unfair if I couldn't share and blog about my own adventures and misadventures of my own food trips. The unforgettable day when I first ate my TEN quarter of fried chickens (2 1/2 whole chicken) from Max's Restaurant (which I recently beat with my new personal record of 12). The day I almost got sick from eating 80 dimsum pieces (siomai, hakaw, etc) in one sitting on my birthday and the days when I will beat those records in the future. I consider myself as an athlete who strive to beat his own record in the eating field.

Check out this blog where I'm gonna share my own never before heard secrets and tips on how I am able to pigout at least 4-5 full plates all in one sitting. I'm also gonna share the common mistakes most people do when eating, leaving their stomachs suffering from an eat all you can experience. I am also going to teach the right mindsets on how to survive an eat all you can experience to the point that you'll never gonna be guilty with your own pocket that you've tried out EAT ALL YOU CAN EVER AGAIN! I am also going to put up different unique dining experiences of my own and different never before heard and done recipes in this blog.


From Yours Truly,
The Pig Out King